1. Guitar Lessons
A: Did you hear about the community college?
B: No. What about it?
A: It's offering summer courses.
B: I'm too old to go back to school.
A: Those kinds of courses are not the ones I'm talking about.
B: What are you so excited for, then?
A: They're offering music lessons!
B: That sounds interesting. What kind?
A: They teach almost every instrument there is!
B: Wow! I've always wanted to play the guitar.
A: Do you really think you can with such fat fingers?
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