A: So what are we doing on Saturday?
B: I don't have anything planned.
A: Are you kidding me?
B: No, what is so special about Saturday?
A: I shouldn't even have to tell you.
B: Is it your birthday?
A: No, it's our one-year anniversary!
B: I am so sorry.
A: You should be. I guess I'm not that important.
B: You are. I'll make it up to you.
A: How are you going to do that?
B: I'm going to get you an expensive gift.