A: I'll pay the restaurant bill.
B: No, I'll pay.
A: You always pay. I'll do it this time.
B: I'm the guy, so I am supposed to pay.
A: That is sexist!
B: Are you really complaining about someone paying for you?
A: Yes, because you're being sexist!
B: Just let me pay.
A: How about you pay half, and I'll pay half.
B: Only friends do that. We're a couple.
A: Not anymore! I'm breaking up with you.
B: You can pay then!