A: We need to talk.
B: You're breaking up with me.
A: I didn't even say anything yet.
B: I already know.
A: You're right, I'm breaking up with you.
B: Why? I thought things were going good.
A: They were. Things happen.
B: What kind of "things?"
A: I can't tell you. You'll get mad.
B: I need to know.
A: I met someone else.
B: You're right, I am mad.