A: When are you going to marry?
B: Where is this coming from?
A: You have been dating Patricia for five years already.
B: I'm just taking it slow.
A: It can't get any slower.
B: What if I find someone else?
A: You won't. Patricia is your soulmate.
B: Does she want to marry me?
A: Yes, she told me.
B: I need to talk to her.
A: Don't tell her I told you.
B: Don't worry, I will not.