A: How are you feeling?
B: A little better, but it is still hard to talk.
A: What did the doctor say the problem was?
B: It's called mononucleosis.
A: Isn't that the kissing disease?
B: There are ways to get it besides kissing!
A: Oh yeah? Name a few.
B: Sharing drinks and food also spreads the disease.
A: Really?! I share drinks with my friends all the time!
B: Yeah, so did I.
A: Well, I won't share with you again, that's for sure!
B: I won't share with anyone ever again!