15. Deer Ticks
A: You look troubled.
B: I feel terrible.
A: What's the problem?
B: I went hiking in the mountains last week.
A: Isn't that supposed to relax you?
B: Yes, but I wore shorts instead of pants.
A: So? It's hot there.
B: I was eaten alive by mosquitoes and ticks.
A: Deer ticks are really dangerous!
B: I know! I had to go to the doctor.
A: Be more mindful next time.
B: Trust me, I will. I hate deer ticks.
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