15. The Vending Machine
A: The lunch menu is so bad today.
B: What is the cafeteria serving?
A: Leftover meatloaf and brussel sprouts.
B: That is disgusting.
A: I'm thinking of buying something from the vending machine.
B: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
A: What's wrong with the vending machine?
B: It steals your money.
A: Vending machines can't steal.
B: Yesterday, I inserted a dollar and no food came out.
A: I think I'll just go to the cafeteria.
B: Meatloaf and brussel sprouts sounds good right now, right?
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