A: That skateboard doesn't have any wheels!
B: That's not a skateboard.
A: Oh. Is it a surfboard, then?
B: No, that's a snowboard.
A: It's amazing how similar yet different those three sports are.
B: They all take a lot of practice and dedication.
A: I think I'd like snowboarding best.
B: Why do you like it most?
A: When you wipe out, you fall in fluffy white snow!
B: That does sound better than falling on concrete.
A: It's also better than drowning in the ocean.
B: Snowboards are the best kind of board in my book.