A: Are you a Democrat or a Republican?
B: I am a Republican, of course.
A: Republicans are conceited and judgmental!
B: Your liberal stubbornness tells me you're a Democrat.
A: Don't insult me!
B: There's a reason the Democrats' mascot is a donkey.
A: At least we're not unforgiving elephants!
B: I don't agree with any of the Democratic outlooks.
A: I don't believe in any Republican beliefs, either.
B: What should we do, then?
A: Let's just not talk politics, or we'll be like those terrible politicians!
B: I guess regardless of viewpoints, politicians are all bad.