At a popular mall in Dothan, Alabama, Santa asked a 33-year-old woman, sitting on his lap, she wanted for Christmas. She said she wanted ! “I couldn’t believe it,” said Paul Moyer, 65 old. “I figured that I misheard her, so asked her again. She didn’t say ‘Yule’; she ‘You’—meaning me!”
And then she started groping Santa. put both hands on his cheeks and gave a big kiss on his lips. She pulled his cap and stroked his white hair—or what left of it. Then she unbuckled his big belt and stuck her hand down his pants. was no match for this young woman, who stronger, faster, and hornier than he was. He yelling for help.
By the time a security arrived, the woman had unbuttoned Santa’s jacket and rubbing her chest against his. She was wearing -flops, shorts, and a T-shirt, with no bra. The asked her to leave Santa alone, but she him. He had to pull her off Santa. Santa and the woman were out of breath.
police eventually arrived. They handcuffed the woman and her in a squad car. They said she be charged with sexual assault and battery. “That guy didn’t know what hit him,” said one . Santa took a 10-minute break to recover and put his Santa suit back together.
When Santa to his chair by the Christmas tree, he to the kids who had witnessed the attack. did not seem to be bothered by the , except for the fact that they had to in line a little longer to visit with . Two 13-year-old boys, however, enjoyed the “show.” They said they couldn’t wait until they were old to work as Santa in a mall. “She hot!” said one of the boys.