205. Magician Attracts Women

David Penny, a world-famous magician who can make and locomotives disappear, is being investigated by the . A woman charged him with sexual assault while was visiting him on his private island, about miles northeast of Puerto Rico. David uses his to unwind and relax.

Newspaper reporters have discovered David likes to “unwind and relax” with young pretty females from his audiences. Hiding backstage before magic shows begin, David uses binoculars to check the pretty women in his audiences. His assistants each pretty woman a card.

The top of card says: “Congratulations! You have been selected to David Penny, World-Famous Magician, on his private island. opportunity might lead to a permanent job working David all over the world. If you are in flying to David’s island on his private , please fill out the information below. After tonight’s , David will interview you in his dressing room.” bottom of the card asks for personal information: , address, phone number, marital status, birth date, email , height, weight, bra size, shoe size, and favorite drink.

“Amazingly, most women who get the card out all the information, including their bra size,” one assistant. He said that David swore all assistants to secrecy. “He told us we would fired if we talked about this to anyone, the FBI told us we might end up jail if we didn’t cooperate with them.”

The told a reporter that David had flown hundreds women to his island over the past 10 . None of them, he said, ever got a with David.