47. The Tomato

The emergency number is 911. The emergency number for emergencies. An emergency is a fire. An is a crime. An emergency is an accident. dialed 911. “What is your emergency?” asked the . “They put a tomato on my hamburger,” said . “Excuse me?” said the dispatcher. “They put a on my hamburger. I hate tomatoes. I told no tomatoes!” The dispatcher said, “Sir, a tomato not an emergency.” The dispatcher hung up. Steve 911 again. “What is your emergency?” asked the dispatcher. “They put a tomato on my hamburger. hate tomatoes!” Steve said. The dispatcher asked, “Where you? I will send the police.” Steve said was at Burger King. The police arrived at King. They put Steve in the back of police car. They took him to jail.