He was already about leaving. He had moved in. He and girlfriend were living together. were living together for first time. But it ’t all lovey-dovey. They argued lot. She said he a slob. “You’re a ,” she said. She said was lazy. “You’re lazy,” said. I moved here this, he wondered. He her. But he wasn’t dog. She yelled at like he was a . “Don’t yell at me,” said. “I’m not a .” When he tried to her, she pushed him . Who needs this, he . I’d rather be by , he thought. He decided wait a while. Maybe would get better. But they didn’t, he was . “If you don’t change, ’m leaving you,” she told . Ha, he thought, we’ll who leaves who first.