12. Rounding It Up


A: I have a 89.5%.

B: Okay, so what?

A: It's really close to an A.

B: You know I don't round up.

A: But I really need a 4.0 GPA.

B: You get what you deserve.

A: I know I deserve an A. I always do great work and participate.

B: I can't change it.

A: Please? I'll wash your car.

B: Are you bribing me?

A: I just want an A.

B: I'll give you a C if you don't leave now.