A: Do you have a chainsaw?
B: Yes, but why do you need it?
A: I want to cut down the tree in my yard.
B: What's wrong with it? It's a beautiful tree.
A: It drops too many leaves.
B: There are squirrels in that tree.
A: The roots messed up my water system.
B: The neighborhood children love climbing it.
A: Birds land on it and poop on my car.
B: People love the romantic and cooling shade it gives.
A: I suppose the tree does have some good points.
B: If you see the good, the bad won't seem so bad.
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