A: Do you have any pets?
B: Yes. I have two fishes.
A: That's it? Why don't you get more pets?
B: I'm allergic to fur.
A: That's terrible. I love cats and dogs.
B: Do you own any?
A: I have two cats and three dogs.
B: Wow, that's a lot of animals.
A: I know, but I love them so much.
B: I wish I could own a cat someday.
A: You're not happy with your fishes?
B: Not really. I can't even pet them.
A: Maybe you could get a snake.
B: I'm not that desperate.
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