7. Money Lover

A: Will you go out with me?

B: I think I'll pass.

A: Why are you rejecting me?

B: You just want to date me because I am rich.

A: That's not true.

B: I heard you talking to your friends about my money.

A: I was just kidding.

B: You're a terrible liar.

A: Okay, you got me.

B: How long did you plan on dating me if I said yes?

A: I planned on marrying you and then taking your money.

B: You are disgusting.