7. Money Lover
A: Will you go out with me?
B: I think I'll pass.
A: Why are you rejecting me?
B: You just want to date me because I am rich.
A: That's not true.
B: I heard you talking to your friends about my money.
A: I was just kidding.
B: You're a terrible liar.
A: Okay, you got me.
B: How long did you plan on dating me if I said yes?
A: I planned on marrying you and then taking your money.
B: You are disgusting.
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