A: I've been dating for a while, but I never kissed anyone.
B: Don't worry about it.
A: When did you have your first kiss?
B: I was 15.
A: How was it?
B: Weird. I didn't like the guy at all.
A: Why did you kiss him then?
B: I wanted to get it over with.
A: When should I kiss my girlfriend?
B: When you're ready.
A: I don't think I'll ever be ready.
B: Then maybe your girlfriend is the problem.