11. Food Poisoning
A: I am going to get the meatloaf.
B: Get anything but the meatloaf.
A: What's wrong with meatloaf?
B: I got food poisoning when I ordered meatloaf here.
A: Thanks for telling me.
B: No problem. I'm going to get the egg rolls.
A: I'm still going to get the meatloaf.
B: Did you not hear what I said?
A: I did, but I'll take the risk.
B: Don't say I didn't warn you.
A: Don't worry, I won't.
B: Have fun throwing up later.
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