1. My Shark Sister

A: I'm tired of living with my sister.

B: I don't like living with mine, either.

A: There should be a place to send annoying siblings.

B: What kind of place?

A: I don't know, maybe the zoo.

B: My sister is too wild to live in a zoo.

A: I think she'd scare all the animals.

B: Yeah, and eat all of their food.

A: What about the aquarium?

B: I guess the shark tank would be a good place.

A: It's too bad that humans can't breathe underwater.

B: What a shame, it was the perfect plan.