13. Family Photo

A: Can Spotty be in the family picture, too?

B: No, he cannot. Dogs are pets, not family.

A: Spotty is older than I am!

B: That still doesn't make him a human.

A: Sometimes it seems like he can talk.

B: I said no, so the answer is no.

A: What if we put a hat on him?

B: Why would you want to do that?

A: Then he'll just look like my little brother.

B: You're really attached to him, aren't you?

A: Yes! He's like a part of the family, too.

B: Alright, he may be in the photo, but no hat!