Repeat A: I love putting bacon in everything I cook. B: It is a delicious food! A: Did you know you can even put it in chocolate? B: That's amazing! A: It tastes wonderful! They're my two favorite things. B: I heard bacon is actually bad for you, though. A: How can something so delicious be bad? B: It makes it harder to pump blood through your body. A: That sounds dangerous! B: I heard it can really shorten your life. A: I'd rather live a short life happily eating bacon. B: I think you need to work on your priorities.