A: Who let the dog inside?
B: I did. What's the problem?
A: He got mud all over the new carpet!
B: That wasn't him. I just gave him a bath!
A: Now that I look closer, these look like footprints!
B: Well, they're not mine, they're too big!
A: They're not mine, either. I haven't been outside.
B: I think those are dad's footprints.
A: I think you're right!
B: Dad's in big trouble now.
A: Yes he is. Maybe he'll sleep in the dog house tonight.
B: I don't think the dog wants dad as a roommate.