A: I need a bigger closet.
B: I think you just need fewer clothes.
A: A woman can never have too many clothes.
B: She can if they don't fit in her closet!
A: Maybe we should take your things out of it.
B: Then where would I put my clothes?
A: You can put them in a small wardrobe.
B: I think it's easier if you throw some dresses out.
A: My dresses are nicer than your clothes!
B: I only have the clothes that are necessary.
A: So do I. I need to look nice more often than you do.
B: I wish your attitude was as nice as your dresses.