21. Noisy Neighbor
A: I am tired of living in my apartment building.
B: Didn't you just move in a few months ago?
A: Yes, but I really regret it.
B: Why do you regret it so much?
A: My neighbor is a percussionist.
B: That sounds awesome. I love the drums!
A: You wouldn't love them at three in the morning!
B: He plays that late into the night?
A: All the time! It sounds like I live in the jungle.
B: Why don't you complain to the landlord?
A: I didn't want to cause problems.
B: Your neighbor caused problems in the first place.
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