21. Noisy Neighbor

A: I am tired of living in my apartment building.

B: Didn't you just move in a few months ago?

A: Yes, but I really regret it.

B: Why do you regret it so much?

A: My neighbor is a percussionist.

B: That sounds awesome. I love the drums!

A: You wouldn't love them at three in the morning!

B: He plays that late into the night?

A: All the time! It sounds like I live in the jungle.

B: Why don't you complain to the landlord?

A: I didn't want to cause problems.

B: Your neighbor caused problems in the first place.