16. Birds or Cats


A: I wish I were a bird.

B: I think being a cat would be better.

A: But birds can fly.

B: Well, cats can climb.

A: Birds fly higher than any cats can climb.

B: And yet, cats eat birds all the time.

A: That's only when the bird is sleeping.

B: You just don't want to admit cats are better.

A: I know why you want to be a cat.

B: Why do I want to be a cat?

A: Cats sleep all day, and so do you.

B: At least cats can sleep without being eaten.


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