10. A Hat
A: Does this hat match my suit?
B: Well, it's the same color.
A: That's good enough for me.
B: Are you going to a dinner party?
A: No, I'm going to a job interview.
B: Then maybe you should wear a tie.
A: That's a good idea.
B: Also, I would not wear the hat if I were you.
A: Why not? It matches well.
B: You look like a mobster from the movies!
A: Don't hats make you look more professional?
B: Only if you're applying to be a hit-man.
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