10. A Hat

A: Does this hat match my suit?

B: Well, it's the same color.

A: That's good enough for me.

B: Are you going to a dinner party?

A: No, I'm going to a job interview.

B: Then maybe you should wear a tie.

A: That's a good idea.

B: Also, I would not wear the hat if I were you.

A: Why not? It matches well.

B: You look like a mobster from the movies!

A: Don't hats make you look more professional?

B: Only if you're applying to be a hit-man.