14. Hopeless Husband Gift Exchange

A: That is a beautiful dress you are wearing.

B: Thank you. It was a gift from my husband.

A: He has excellent taste.

B: It's because he knows exactly what I like.

A: I wish my husband had your husband's taste in fashion.

B: Doesn't he know what you like?

A: Hardly. He bought me an ugly sweater for Christmas.

B: Did you return it?

A: No, I entered it in the gift exchange at work.

B: What did you get in return?

A: A department store gift card.

B: Just make sure you use it for shopping, and not for your husband!