A: This is a weird looking golf club.
B: That's not a golf club.
A: What is it, then?
B: It's a hockey stick.
A: Is hockey that game the men play on ice?
B: Yes it is. It's a difficult game.
A: It reminds me a lot of soccer.
B: I think hockey is more difficult than soccer.
A: Why do you think that?
B: Well, you have to skate. Soccer is just kicking.
A: I think there is more to it than that.
B: Either way, I'd be terrible at both!