2. The Great Divide

A: Are you a Democrat or a Republican?

B: I am a Republican, of course.

A: Republicans are conceited and judgmental!

B: Your liberal stubbornness tells me you're a Democrat.

A: Don't insult me!

B: There's a reason the Democrats' mascot is a donkey.

A: At least we're not unforgiving elephants!

B: I don't agree with any of the Democratic outlooks.

A: I don't believe in any Republican beliefs, either.

B: What should we do, then?

A: Let's just not talk politics, or we'll be like those terrible politicians!

B: I guess regardless of viewpoints, politicians are all bad.