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111. Dog Inherits Millions
The late Leona Bridges, a New York woman
married into millions, left her mansion and her
million fortune to her pet, a little white
named Duchess. Although Leona is survived by one
, Wilbur, and three grandchildren, they received nothing in
will.
Wilbur was not surprised. He had already
a lawyer to fight the will. The lawyer
there would be no problem proving that Leona
’t “all there” when she signed her will. No
, said the lawyer, in their right mind could
so cruel to their own flesh and blood
being so generous to a dog that had
rescued from an animal shelter. “The dog doesn’t
have papers,” said the lawyer.
Leona had not
to Wilbur in five years. They used to
along very well. Then Wilbur made an unfortunate
. He was visiting Leona one afternoon. She had
spent $400 at a dog beauty parlor. The
had washed, shampooed, and blow-dried Duchess, and then
a big pink ribbon around her neck. Leona
to Wilbur how beautiful Duchess looked. Wilbur said, “
, if your idea of beauty is a large
with a pink ribbon around its skinny neck.”
gave him a dirty look.
Wilbur apologized, saying
was just joking, but Leona told him to
immediately. How dare her son belittle her “baby.”
didn’t respond to any of his emails or
messages. Leona told her staff to never use
words “Wilbur” or “rodent” in her presence. Days
, she fired her butler when he said he
going to “polish the silver”—she thought he said
was going to “watch for Wilbur.” The butler
worked for Leona for 25 years.
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