126. Smells like Chicken 

Kentucky Fried Chicken announced that it is going advertise its new $3 lunches through customers’ nostrils. company plans to send a fried chicken scent office buildings at lunchtime. The aroma will be from the mail-cart that distributes interoffice mail throughout building. KFC’s president thinks it’s an idea whose has come.
“That’s a terrible idea,” exclaimed Rose, secretary for the Department of Defense in Alexandria, . “First of all, I’m a vegetarian; the scent cooked meat appalls me. Secondly, I belong to —People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. And we know how terribly chickens are treated before they butchered. The whole idea is disgusting. And what it even worse is that they plan to the air every workday with fried chicken odor. a month would be bad enough, but once day?”
A KFC spokesman said that KFC’s chickens caged and butchered humanely, and that the scent be subtle, “like a woman’s perfume in a big elevator.” He said the scent would be strong enough to notice. He also noted that has a vegetarian menu that includes tofu shaped chicken breasts and wings.
“Do they make the crunchy and greasy, too?” asked Rose. “I’m going demand equal time—if office workers have to smell chicken every day, then they should also have listen to the sound of chickens’ heads getting off every day.”