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205. Magician Attracts Women
David Penny, a world-famous magician who can make
and locomotives disappear, is being investigated by the
. A woman charged him with sexual assault while
was visiting him on his private island, about
miles northeast of Puerto Rico. David uses his
to unwind and relax.
Newspaper reporters have discovered
David likes to “unwind and relax” with young
pretty females from his audiences. Hiding backstage before
magic shows begin, David uses binoculars to check
the pretty women in his audiences. His assistants
each pretty woman a card.
The top of
card says: “Congratulations! You have been selected to
David Penny, World-Famous Magician, on his private island.
opportunity might lead to a permanent job working
David all over the world. If you are
in flying to David’s island on his private
, please fill out the information below. After tonight’s
, David will interview you in his dressing room.”
bottom of the card asks for personal information:
, address, phone number, marital status, birth date, email
, height, weight, bra size, shoe size, and favorite
drink.
“Amazingly, most women who get the card
out all the information, including their bra size,”
one assistant. He said that David swore all
assistants to secrecy. “He told us we would
fired if we talked about this to anyone,
the FBI told us we might end up
jail if we didn’t cooperate with them.”
The
told a reporter that David had flown hundreds
women to his island over the past 10
. None of them, he said, ever got a
with David.
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