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239. Honoring G.W. Bush
A group in San Francisco is “honoring” former
G.W. Bush by proposing to name a new
treatment plant after him.
“We hope that this
catch on nationwide,” said activist Bill Maher. “Every
should have a wastewater treatment plant named after
.” In addition, Maher's group is offering $5 to
person who comes up with the best new
for their online “Bush Dictionary.” The word must
to Bush somehow, such as “garbush can” for
can, “bushfill” for landfill, and “bushpaper” for toilet
. To submit a new word, go to bushwhacked.com.
addition to putting Bush's name everywhere, Maher’s group
wants to see Bush’s face plastered all over
. They are talking to many different companies. Waste
, the largest trash company in America, might put
’s face on the rear end of all their
trucks, Maher said.
In addition, he hopes that
-Clark will put Bush's face on their paper towels,
paper, toilet paper, and disposable diapers. “I can’t
to blow my nose into Bush’s face,” said
, laughing.
Several companies are eager to work with
’s group. He said that the public will soon
Bush’s face on dartboards, Welcome mats, and the
of trash cans and kitty litter boxes. One
is putting his face on their fly swatters. “
ruined this country,” said Maher, “so we want
ruin his image. Unfortunately, the man is such
dope that when he sees his face on
yellow plastic fly swatter, he’ll probably feel flattered.”
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