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250. TSA’s New Policy (2)
Cher called her supervisor. He tried to explain
situation to teary-eyed Brooke. He told her that
Transportation Security Administration couldn’t take a chance on
boarding the plane. “For all we know,” he
, “your breast could actually be a deadly bomb
disguise. Once you get on board, all you
to do is pull on that ring to
the bomb, like you would pull the ring
a hand grenade. I'm sorry, but our motto
Better Safe than Sorry.”
The next day, Brooke
well-known Los Angeles lawyer Gloria Allred. Allred immediately
a lawsuit against TSA. She held a televised
conference. “If a nipple ring might detonate a
bomb,” Allred asked, “then why does TSA allow
rings on planes? Maybe someone could pull on
wedding ring and detonate a hand bomb! And
would a pretty young girl like Brooke want
blow herself up? TSA is going to be
they made this mistake.”
Just two days later,
announced that passengers with body piercings would no
have to remove their jewelry, as long as
allowed TSA to “visually inspect” all the jewelry.
, TSA reimbursed Brooke for her original plane ticket,
her a round-trip first class ticket to Atlanta,
paid her an undisclosed cash settlement.
“This is
victory for the people,” Allred announced in a
press conference.
“This is a victory for TSA,”
a TSA spokesman. “It allows us to focus
life and death issues rather than waste our
time waiting for travelers to remove all their
.”
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