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2. | Oops! I misspoke. What I ___t to say was, "You're 20 OUNCES overweight." | 4. | Who makes the best ___--Del Taco or Taco Bell? | 6. | The little girl had ___s on her arm from her mom squeezing it so hard. | 11. | A soccer ball is round; an egg is ___. | 12. | If you eat French style green ___s, buy the cans that are labeled No Salt/Sugar Added. | 13. | Those people are ___. If you complain to their face, they want to kill you. | 17. | The man ___ed out of the bar. He found his car, got in, and passed out. (Thank goodness!) |
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1. | Doctors recommend that women examine their breasts regularly for ___s (which could be cancerous). | 3. | A good suspense movie will keep you on the ___ of your seat. | 5. | Michael Chertoff, the head of Homeland Security, is popularly known as The ___. (Because he looks just like one!) | 6. | If you get a ___ cut from your barber, you won't have any hair left on your head. | 7. | The abused woman prayed every night that her alcoholic husband would ___ up. | 8. | On Ash Wednesday the priest marks your ___ with ashes in the shape of a cross. | 9. | It's difficult to make an ___ realize that he drinks too much. | 10. | She was cited because she ___d with a police investigation. | 14. | Some people are worried about another stock market ___ because so many banks are going under. | 15. | Reporters don't ask politicians ___ questions; they ask softball questions. ("Uh, senator, what's your favorite dessert?") | 16. | Politicians talk about ___ing down on gangs and crime, but it's usually all talk. |
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