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47. The Tomato
The emergency number is 911. The emergency number
for emergencies. An emergency is a fire. An
is a crime. An emergency is an accident.
dialed 911. “What is your emergency?” asked the
. “They put a tomato on my hamburger,” said
. “Excuse me?” said the dispatcher. “They put a
on my hamburger. I hate tomatoes. I told
no tomatoes!” The dispatcher said, “Sir, a tomato
not an emergency.” The dispatcher hung up. Steve
911 again. “What is your emergency?” asked the
dispatcher. “They put a tomato on my hamburger.
hate tomatoes!” Steve said. The dispatcher asked, “Where
you? I will send the police.” Steve said
was at Burger King. The police arrived at
King. They put Steve in the back of
police car. They took him to jail.