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50. Unhappy Prisoners
“Where is the mustard?” asked a prisoner. “There
no mustard,” said the cook. “We ran out
mustard. We have no more mustard. We’ll get
mustard tomorrow.” The prisoner looked at his hot
. A hot dog without mustard is not a
dog. “I can’t eat this hot dog without
!” he yelled. “A hot dog without mustard is
a hot dog. I want some mustard!” The
prisoners heard him yelling. They started yelling, too. “
want mustard! We want mustard!” The cook said, “
up! Eat your hot dogs! We have plenty
mayonnaise. Put mayonnaise on your hot dogs.” The
were angry. “Don’t tell us to shut up!”
yelled. They threw their hot dogs at the
. They threw their hot dogs at the guards.
threw their hot dogs at one another. They
their hot dogs without mustard everywhere.