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73. Wash Your Nose
He wanted to wash his hands. His hands
dirty. They were dirty from the newspaper. All
have black ink. The black ink got on
hands. When he rubbed his nose, he put
ink on his nose. His wife looked at
. She laughed. “Why are you laughing?” he asked.
said his nose was black. She handed him
mirror. He looked in the mirror. He said, “
, you’re right. I have black ink on my
. I look a little bit funny.” “No, you
very funny,” his wife said. She laughed again.
went into the bathroom. He turned on the
. He picked up the bar of soap. He
the soap between his hands. He washed his
. He rinsed his face with water. He looked
the bathroom mirror. His nose was clean. There
no ink on his nose. He walked out
the bathroom. He wanted to show his wife