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126. A Drunk Pilot
There were 102 passengers on the plane. They
waiting for the plane to take off. But
plane was just sitting there. The plane could
take off without a pilot. The co-pilot was
on board. But the pilot was not. Where
the pilot? The flight attendants didn’t know. The
-pilot didn’t know. The passengers didn’t know. Finally, the
got on the plane. He was singing and
. He waved to all the passengers. He said
. He told them his name--three times. His eyes
bloodshot. His breath smelled of alcohol. He said, “
you all ready to fly? We’re going to
. We’re going to fly high into the sky.”
passenger close to him was angry. “Why are
so late?” The pilot said, “I’m not late—you’re
!” He laughed at his own joke. “You’re drunk,”
passenger said. He dialed 911. The police came.
talked to the pilot. They took him off
plane. He was still laughing and singing. “Mom,
the police take the pilot to jail, who
fly our plane?” a little boy asked his
. The flight attendant announced that a new pilot
arrive shortly. Many passengers looked at their watches.
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