The soup was ready. He took the pot the burner. He ate the soup. Delicious, he . This pot makes delicious soup. He cleaned the . He put it back on the stove. Wait she sees this, he thought. She’ll want to everything in it. His wife came home. She the pot. “Take this back,” she said. “Stop cheap crap.” “What’s cheap about it?” he asked. “’s stainless steel. Feel how heavy it is. Look this glass cover. You can watch your food !” “It wobbles,” she said. “It will spill. It ’t cook food properly. Take it back!” He took back to the store. “Where is the stick-on label? Did you use this pot?” the clerk . “Well, yes,” he said. “But only one time. I washed it. Look how clean it is!” “ can’t return used pots,” she said.