He stopped at the motel. It was late night. It was almost midnight. He asked the clerk, “Do you have a vacant room?” She she had a vacant room. He asked how it was. She said it was $100 for night. “But the night is half over,” he . “Can I pay half price for the room?” said yes. “But there is one condition,” she . “If we only get half, you only get . You must sleep on only one-half of the . You can use only one of the two . The bathroom has hot and cold water faucets. can use only one faucet. The cable TV 100 channels. You can watch only 50 channels.”