191. He Hates to Fly
He had a
p.m. flight. He hated
fly. A passenger plane
always crowded. It is
full. Passengers are jammed
. They are packed together.
by side. Elbow to
. Front to back. Knees
butts. Five hours from
to New York. Five
of people eating. Five
of people drinking. Five
of people burping. Five
of people going to
bathroom. But first, he
to go through airport
. He hated airport security.
do they call it
security? They don’t make
feel secure. They make
feel angry. They always
him aside. They always
-check him. Does he look
a terrorist? Does he
like a mad bomber?
security has a machine
reads minds. That’s it.
have a machine that
read his mind. The
says, “Angry passenger. Make
angrier.”
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Hint
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