74. Police Arrest Happy Van Driver

Police in San Dimas pulled over a florist’s yesterday and arrested the driver, Karl Rover, for and transporting marijuana. The police got suspicious when remained stopped even after the light had turned .
One officer asked Karl where he was headed. broadly, Karl said he was making a delivery. officer told Karl to turn off the radio, was blasting rock music. “Dude, this is the Dead,” Karl groaned.
A moment later, Karl’s cell rang. Karl said, “Hey, dude. What’s up?” The grabbed the phone from Karl.
“Did you get cash for the weed?” asked the voice on other end.
“Yes,” the officer replied, pretending that was Karl.
“How much did you get?”
,000! $1,000! What is the matter with you? That’s ,000 worth of grass, you idiot! I’m going to you!”
The officer laughed when the other person up. He went around to the back of van and opened the doors. Although there were in the back, there were also many plastic , each about 12” square, packed tightly with marijuana.
the cab of the van, a joint was in the ashtray. The officer took it out the ashtray and held it up to Karl. “ do you know about this?” he asked Karl.
, Karl said, “What do I know about it? know everything about it. I planted it, I it, I harvested it, and I rolled it. ’s dynamite weed, dude. Try it!”
The officer brought his handcuffs. Karl’s grin disappeared. “Hey, at least me have one more hit!”