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74. Police Arrest Happy Van Driver
Police in San Dimas pulled over a florist’s
yesterday and arrested the driver, Karl Rover, for
and transporting marijuana. The police got suspicious when
remained stopped even after the light had turned
One officer asked Karl where he was headed.
broadly, Karl said he was making a delivery.
officer told Karl to turn off the radio,
was blasting rock music. “Dude, this is the
Dead,” Karl groaned.
A moment later, Karl’s cell
rang. Karl said, “Hey, dude. What’s up?” The
grabbed the phone from Karl.
“Did you get
cash for the weed?” asked the voice on
“Yes,” the officer replied, pretending that
“How much did you get?”
,000! $1,000! What is the matter with you? That’s
,000 worth of grass, you idiot! I’m going to
The officer laughed when the other person
up. He went around to the back of
van and opened the doors. Although there were
in the back, there were also many plastic
, each about 12” square, packed tightly with marijuana.
the cab of the van, a joint was
in the ashtray. The officer took it out
the ashtray and held it up to Karl. “
do you know about this?” he asked Karl.
, Karl said, “What do I know about it?
know everything about it. I planted it, I
it, I harvested it, and I rolled it.
’s dynamite weed, dude. Try it!”
The officer brought
his handcuffs. Karl’s grin disappeared. “Hey, at least
me have one more hit!”