9. Topless on TV

A woman’s activist group based in Fresno said is probably not going to protest as it planned. The group, called Boobs not Bombs, occasionally throughout the state to protest such things as destruction, equal rights for women, and an end the war. To get media attention, they usually their blouses and bras.

“We didn’t do that ,” said Diane Boxer, “but we never got any coverage either. As soon as we took our off, we got nationwide coverage. All of a we were on the six and eleven o’clock . Unfortunately, it just shows the shallowness of men, run all the media nationwide. We are concerned issues, and they are concerned with tissue. But , even the wrong media coverage is better than coverage.”

About 20 members of the group had to protest the governor’s speech today. He is to drum up support for his proposition requiring teachers to pay for their students’ books. But Gov. Arnold heard about the protest, he called state’s attorney general. The governor knew that no would pay attention to his speech if there topless women nearby.

The attorney general told the that their “display” would cause multiple auto crashes corrupt innocent wide-eyed children. He said that if dared to go topless, they would be hauled to jail.

“We have held fifteen protests statewide have yet to cause one accident or corrupt innocent child,” scoffed Boxer.

“These are wonderful ladies, they do not understand. Some day they will ,” said Gov. Arnold. “Everything I do, I do the people.”