18. Writing Workshop

A: Want to go to the writing workshop with me today?

B: Nah man, my writing skills is tight.

A: You mean "are" instead of "is," right?

B: Yeah, of course!

A: You should come with me. Our college has great workshops.

B: I don't want to look stupid.

A: You won't. You look stupid using incorrect grammar.

B: Fine. How long is the workshop?

A: It's about an hour.

B: I don't think my attention span is more than 5 minutes.

A: Don't worry, I'll pinch you to wake you up.

B: That's a clever idea.