28. Fighting a Parking Ticket

A: You know you can't park here, right?

B: Listen, I had to talk to my friend really quickly, and there was no parking spaces.

A: I'm going to have to give you a ticket.

B: I'm a broke college student.

A: And I'm a broke police officer. Deal with it.

B: Can't you just let me off with a warning?

A: No way. I have to be firm with you.

B: I'll buy you a box of donuts.

A: You have got to be kidding me.

B: I thought all cops liked donuts.

A: That's a stereotype. You should really learn to be quiet.

B: I'll stay quiet if you let me off with a warning.