A: I thought you were going to cook dinner today.
B: I've been working all day.
A: Yeah, but you work from home. That doesn't count.
B: It sure seems to count when I help pay the bills.
A: You know I pay more bills than you do.
B: That's because you make more money than I do.
A: This is why you should make dinner.
B: You are so sexist.
A: Way to get off topic. This is about you not making dinner.
B: We can make dinner together or order in.
A: What's the point of you working from home but won't take care of the home.
B: You know what? I'm going out to eat by myself.