A: We need to talk.
B: Uh oh! It sounds like you are going to break up with me or are pregnant.
A: Funny you should mention that.
B: Wait! You are pregnant?
A: No dummy. I think we need to take a break.
B: A break from what?
A: A break from seeing each other.
B: So, are you breaking up with me?
A: Yeah, I'm sorry. This just isn't working out.
B: Are you going to give me the "it's not you"?
A: No, because it actually is you.
B: At least you're honest.